We are testing a new gizmo that can turn the ocean into a giant pinata. Because who needs the sun, sea, and sky when you have a pinata?
The gizmo is currently undergoing testing and may cause:
The gizmo is currently in "Phase 3: Exploding Phase". We expect to reach "Phase 4: Exploding More" within the next 5 minutes.
By entering this site, you agree to participate in the testing of our new gizmo. You also agree to wear a helmet at all times while visiting this site. We cannot be held responsible for any injuries or loss of sanity caused by the testing of this gizmo.