I have a task to do, but...
...I'm not really sure what it is
...or where to start
...so I'll just check my email
I'll just do something else for a bit
...and then I'll get back to it
...but not really
...and maybe I'll just take a nap
I'll just do a quick browse
...of social media
...to see what I'm missing
...and maybe I'll even post a funny meme
I'll just check the clock
...and wonder why the hours are so short
...and why I have so much time left over
...and then I'll just stare off into space
I'll just do something else entirely
...like watch cat videos
...or learn a new language
...or maybe just play video games
I'll just give up
...and admit defeat
...and go back to bed
And that's it, I've reached the top of the procrastination pyramid.