Welcome to the Utopia in a Box Guarantee

Minimum Guarantee: Because who needs more than 3.5 hours of free time per week?

Are you tired of having too much freedom and autonomy in your life? Do you want to be told what to do and when to do it? Look no further than the Utopia in a Box Guarantee!

For just $100 a month, our team of expert overlords will provide you with a carefully curated schedule of activities, complete with strict deadlines and exacting expectations. No more worrying about what to wear, what to eat, or when to sleep!

But wait, there's more! With our minimum guarantee program, you'll also receive:

• A daily 30-minute lecture on the importance of productivity
• A weekly 1-hour therapy session to cope with the stress of having a schedule
• And a complimentary copy of our bestselling book, "The Joy of Conformity"

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