FAQs About the Existential Implications of Bronze Sunglasses and Shelf Life

Q: What is the meaning of life when your bronze sunglasses turn a different color in the sunlight?

A: It means you're not just a person, you're a chromatic canvas, constantly reflecting the world around you.

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Q: Can I wear bronze sunglasses to a black tie event?

A: Only if you want to make a statement about the futility of human existence.

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Q: Will my bronze sunglasses ever lose their luster?

A: Only if you never take them off.

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