Also known as "The Master of the Obvious", this technique involves doing the bare minimum while appearing to be productive.
Step 1: Make a to-do list, but only write the tasks you'll never get to.
Step 2: Prioritize your tasks based on how much you want to avoid them.
Step 3: Use a fancy pen to write your tasks on sticky notes, which will inevitably get lost under the couch.
Example: Write "Plan world peace" on a sticky note, stick it under the couch, and claim you were on the brink of a Nobel Prize-winning solution, when in reality, you're just trying to remember where the remote was.
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