From: Department of Redundancy and Inefficiency, HQ
To: All Bureaucratic Staff
View Procrastination Policies | Time Wasting Guidelines
Whereas, a certain employee has been observed spending an excessive amount of time on non-essential tasks.
Be it resolved that the employee shall spend the next 2 hours browsing cat videos on company time, but only after completing the required paperwork and filling out the necessary forms.
Further, let it be known that all future requests for breaks or time off shall be subject to review and approval by the Department of Redundancy and Inefficiency.