Reconsidering the Definition of Productivity

As we sit here, surrounded by the glow of our screens and the hum of our keyboards, we are forced to ask: what does it truly mean to be productive?

Is it the number of tabs open on our browser?

Or is it the ability to simultaneously scroll through social media, email, and cat videos?

We may never know the answer, but one thing is certain: productivity is a myth.

Popular Misconceptions:

Productivity = Time Spent Working

We've been sold a lie. Time spent working doesn't equal productivity. That's just time spent.

Productivity = Number of Meetings AttendedProductivity by Sock Count Productivity by Snack Eaten Productivity by Nap Duration But wait, there's more! Productivity by Sock Dance Moves per Minute Productivity by Fart Volume per Hour Productivity by Caffeine Intake per Day Where will this lead us, I wonder?

Disclaimer:

Productivity is a highly subjective and often useless concept. Do not attempt to use any of the methods listed above for actual productivity improvement. Or do. We won't judge.