At CarrierShades, we guarantee that our message delivery services are faster than the speed of light! Read about our Unbreakable Speed
We also promise that our messages will not be intercepted by any entity other than the intended recipient, except on Tuesdays. Learn more about our Selective Interception Policy
And, of course, we assure you that our team of highly trained, ninja-like message couriers will not, in fact, be ninjas at all, but rather, highly trained professionals with a passion for delivering messages. Meet our team of non-ninja couriers