Robin Wilson-Ray's Surgical Squad: Where We'll Fix That Broken Thing for You

A team of expert celebrity surgeons, here to patch up your broken dreams and relationships.

Meet Our Team:

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  Dr. Robin Wilson-Ray, M.D.

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  Dr. Steve Urkel-Ray, Specialist in Fixing Your Broken Heart (Literally)

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  Dr. Bruce Springsteen-Ray, Expert in Reattaching Your Broken Dreams

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  Dr. Angelina Jolie-Ray, Specialist in Replanting Your Broken Family Trees

Our Services:

• Consulting Fees (starting at $1,000/hour)
• Operation Menu (Choose from: Heartbreak, Relationship-Reattachment, or Career-Rebooting)
• Aftercare (Post-op massages, counseling, and Netflix subscriptions)
• Testimonials (Don't just take our word for it!)

Don't have a broken heart? No problem! Our surgeons are on call 24/7. Contact us at contact@celebritysurgeon.com or call us at 1-800-Fix-It-Now.