Celebrity Dating Shows: A 3-Season Review

Where the rich and famous go to find love, or at least, a good Instagram filter.

Season 1: "The Island of Desperation"

A cast of washed-up has-beens and B-listers stuck on a deserted island with cameras and no cell phones. The drama is as thick as the humidity.

Read on for Season 2: "Love in the Time of Facetune"

Season 2: "Love in the Time of Facetune"

A cast of social media influencers trying to find love while simultaneously trying to find their perfect filter. It's a real nail-biter.

Read on for Season 3: "The Bachelor's Worst Nightmare"

Season 3: "The Bachelor's Worst Nightmare"

A cast of has-been Bachelors and Bachelorettes trying to find love while simultaneously trying to find their missing sense of purpose. It's a real trainwreck.

Meet the star of Season 3: Bachelor Mike

Bachelor Mike's Bio

Bachelor Mike is a 32-year-old former reality TV star with a penchant for expensive suits and worse haircuts.

See who was eliminated from the show

Eliminated Contestants

Ashley: 32 and single and still living in her parents' basement

Brittany: 27 and still using her ex's last name as her Twitter handle

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