We are a highly trained, highly motivated team of experts in the field of Chinchilla Resistance Operations (CRO). Our mission is to infiltrate enemy strongholds, gather intel on their snack stashes, and sabotage their whisker maintenance schedules.
Our team is comprised of the best of the best, each with their own unique skillset:
Our headquarters is a secret underground bunker located beneath a hollowed-out volcano, where we plan and execute our most daring missions.
We will not be silenced, we will not be stopped! For the Chinchilla Resistance, I have my whiskers on! Resistance is Furrius!