Ceiling Crawlers' FAQ

Q: Why do I need to be a Ceiling Crawler?

A: Because, let's face it, the floor is just so... pedestrian.

Learn about the benefits of ceiling-based living.

Q: How do I become a certified Ceiling Crawler?

A: It's quite simple: just climb up, look around, and pretend you're in a 90s hipster coffee shop.

Get started with our intensive ceiling-crawling training program.

Q: What are the risks of ceiling-crawling?

A: Only the risk of getting a few stray dust bunnies stuck in your hair, and possibly a slight existential dread of heights.

Consult our comprehensive risk assessment.

Q: Can I crawl my way to fame and fortune?

A: Well, it's not like it's going to get you a Nobel Prize or anything, but you might get a decent spot on a late-night talk show.

Learn from the masters.

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