A: Because, let's face it, the floor is just so... pedestrian.
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A: It's quite simple: just climb up, look around, and pretend you're in a 90s hipster coffee shop.
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A: Only the risk of getting a few stray dust bunnies stuck in your hair, and possibly a slight existential dread of heights.
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A: Well, it's not like it's going to get you a Nobel Prize or anything, but you might get a decent spot on a late-night talk show.