The Coffee Revolution Manifesto
Our Tenets
We, the Coffee Revolutionaries, stand for:
- Higher caffeine levels, always.
- A world where baristas know their beans.
- Free pour-overs for all.
- The right to grind our own beans.
- No more lukewarm coffee.
- Aesthetics over functionality, but only for the good stuff.
Join us, and together we shall brew a better world.
Pledge your allegiance and sign the manifesto.