Warning: Do not approach the machine. It has been known to spit out piping hot coffee at unsuspecting victims.
Caffeine Overload
Our Mocha Monstrosity brews the most potent cup of coffee this side of the cubicles.
Side effects may include:
- Increased productivity (temporarily)
- Spontaneous combustion
- Bursts of creativity (usually unproductive)
Not recommended for: Insomniacs, the faint of heart, or those with a history of coffee-related trauma.
Learn about our special beans The Bad Beans