Coffee Mug Rationing Proposal

By order of the Caffeine Council, we propose the introduction of a nationwide coffee mug rationing program.

Executive Summary:

Our research indicates that the average American consumes 3.72 cups of coffee per day. This is an unsustainable rate.

We propose a 2-cup limit per citizen per day to maintain a healthy supply and reduce waste.

Key Points:

  1. Coffee Mug Rationing Ration - The core principle of our system, where each citizen receives a set number of coffee mugs based on their daily quota.
  2. Coffeenforcement Agency - A special task force tasked with monitoring and penalizing citizens for excessive coffee mug usage.
  3. Mug Exchange Program - A system for trading and recycling coffee mugs to reduce waste and promote sustainability.

Coffee-pocalypse is coming. Are you prepared?