Strategy 2: The Joy of Quickly Removing Coffee Stains

Step 1: // Identify the stain using a bright light and a magnifying glass. Is it a coffee ring or a coffee spill?

Step 2: // Prepare for removal by gathering a microfiber cloth, a few drops of white vinegar, and a pinch of elbow grease.

Step 3: // Blot, blot, blot! Apply pressure, but avoid scrubbing, lest ye damage the surface.

Step 4: // Rinse and dry with a clean cloth, and bask in the glory of a stain-free surface.

But wait, there's more! If the stain persists, try Strategy 5: The Dawn of Desperation.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, try Strategy 1: The Art of Accidentally Splattering Coffee on Your Shirt.

Note: The author is not responsible for any stains that may occur as a result of following these strategies.

Back to Coffee Mission // Ignore the stain and pretend it's just a design element.

Step 2: // Repeat step 1 until the stain is no longer noticeable.

Step 3: // Declare victory and move on with your day.

But wait, there's more! If the stain is really bothering you, try Strategy 6: The Zen of Embracing the Stain.

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, try Strategy 4: The Art of Doing Nothing.

Note: The author is not responsible for any guilt or shame that may result from following this strategy.

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