Committee Meeting Agendas: Standardizing Taste Buds

Subtopic 1: Sprinkles or No Sprinkles?

Should sprinkles be included in standard donut topping protocols? A contentious topic that has been debated by the committee for weeks.

View Subtopic 1.1: Sprinkles as an Art Form View Subtopic 1.2: The Sprinkle Lobby's Dirty Secrets

Subtopic 2: The Role of Fancy Donut Shops

Should fancy donut shops be allowed to dictate the standardization of taste buds?

View Subtopic 2.1: Fancy Donuts as the New Elitist Trend View Subtopic 2.2: Donut Snobbery and the Downfall of Taste Buds Everywhere

Next Committee Meeting: 3:00 PM, 2nd Floor, Donut Room B

Don't be late! The fate of the world's taste buds hangs in the balance!