Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Goal 3 - The Hotline

Objective: Establish a 24/7 Hotline for emergency committee members to report any existential crises, existential dread, or existential dread-filled meetings.

Hotline Details

Phone Number: 1-800-EXISTS-123

Hours of Operation: 24/7, because emergencies never happen during regular hours

Hotline FAQ

Hotline Operators

• John, The Existential Crisis Manager
• Jane, The Dread Lord
• Bob, The Emergency Whistleblower

Meet the team behind the Hotline and learn about their qualifications in The Hotline Team Page.

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