Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Goal 3 - The Hotline
Objective: Establish a 24/7 Hotline for emergency committee members to report any existential crises, existential dread, or existential dread-filled meetings.
Hotline Details
Phone Number: 1-800-EXISTS-123
Hours of Operation: 24/7, because emergencies never happen during regular hours
Hotline FAQHotline Operators
- John, The Existential Crisis Manager
- Jane, The Dread Lord
- Bob, The Emergency Whistleblower
Meet the team behind the Hotline and learn about their qualifications in The Hotline Team Page.
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