Emergency Committee Meeting 123: Goal 3 - FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this meeting?

A: To discuss the impending doom that is Goal 3.

Q: What is Goal 3, exactly?

A: It's a secret, but let's just say it involves a lot of yelling and a few fistfights.

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Remember, this meeting is being recorded. Don't say anything you wouldn't say in front of your mom.