Emergency Committee Meeting 123 - Committee Task Force Zeta

Called to order by Chairman Reginald P. Bottomsworth, this meeting is a high-priority discussion of the impending coffee machine apocalypse.

Reports from the field indicate that the office coffee machine, "Bertha", has developed a taste for human souls and will only dispense coffee to those who can recite the entire script of "Hamlet" from memory.

We must consider the following options:

• A) Negotiate with Bertha to accept bribes in exchange for coffee.
• B) Develop a secret underground coffee ring using a network of hidden drip brewers.
• C) Call in the hazmat team to sedate the beast.

Next steps will be decided by a vote of the committee_goals:

Committee Goals - Emergency Committee Meeting 123

By the end of this meeting, we aim to:

1. To reestablish coffee supremacy in the office.
2. To develop a comprehensive understanding of Bertha's motivations.
3. To create a new, improved coffee machine that doesn't devour souls.

Next steps will be decided by a vote of the committee_goals:

Committee Goal_1 - Emergency Committee Meeting 123

By the end of this meeting, we aim to reestablish coffee supremacy in the office, using a combination of bribery and diplomacy.

We must consider the following options:

Next steps will be decided by a vote of the committee_goals:

Committee Subgoal_1 - Emergency Committee Meeting 123

We aim to create a coffee-fueled robot army using a combination of AI-powered coffee machine and recycled coffee grounds.

Next steps will be decided by a vote of the committee_goals:

• A) Create a robot uprising to take down Bertha.
• B) Develop a new, improved coffee machine that doesn't require soul-sacrifices.

Next steps will be decided by a vote of the committee_goals: