Chairperson Zorvath is the supreme ruler of the Committee of the Uninitiated, and has been in charge since the great coffee machine uprising of 2018.
Zorvath was born on a remote island, where they were raised by wild animals and learned to survive on nothing but berries and determination.
Meet our Secretary, a master of spreadsheets. See what our Tech Guru has in store for us.We operate under a strict policy of 'do as I say, or else.'
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