Meet the esteemed members of our illustrious committee.
Our committee is dedicated to solving the world's most intractable problems, one contraption at a time.
Chairman Crazy Pants is available for consultation, but be warned: his ideas are not always good.
VP Vacant Vacuity is on sabbatical, but we're not really sure what that means.
Secretary Sneak Snoot is always sneaking around, snouting out new ideas.
View committee briefings to learn more about our meetings. View our contraption gallery to see what we've been up to.