The Importance of Losing Your Trail

Our research center is dedicated to exploring the profound significance of getting lost in the woods.

Our team of experts will guide you through the wilderness of confusion, and back to the safety of... well, more confusion.

Current Research Focus:

• The Art of Misdirection
• Finding Your Way to Nowhere
• Lost and Found... Again

Research Papers:

• The Perils of Aiming for Where the Wind Doesn't Blow
• The Why You Should Never Ask for Directions

Our team of experts includes:

• Dean of the Department of Deadly Delays:
• The Great Explorer, Bob "Lost" Johnson
• The Not-So-Super Scientist, Dr. Emily "Can't-Find-Her-Way-Home" Patel