John Doe Jr. is a member of the Committee of Conundrums, where they specialize in the art of finding creative ways to procrastinate and get lost in the depths of Wikipedia.
When not stuck in a meeting, John can be found sipping coffee and contemplating the meaning of life.
Their favorite hobby is reorganizing the office supply closet for optimal inefficiency.
John is a proud owner of a 10-year-old Tamagotchi and still hasn't fed it.