The Art of Contemplative Poses
Zen Master Zingpocket's guide to finding inner peace, one pose at a time.
1. The "I'm-Not-Actually-Doing-Nothing" Pose

Also known as the "I'm-on-vacation-from-my-life" pose, this one's a classic.
2. The "I'm-Just-Staring-At-The-Tree" Pose

Perfect for when you just need a minute to collect your thoughts.
3. The "I'm-Waiting-For-The-Coffee-to-Be-Ready" Pose

Because sometimes, you just need a little caffeine to find inner peace.