Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Minutes, 2024-01-15

Agenda Item 2: The Great Cheese Debate Agenda Item 3: The Unfortunate Fate of the Committee's Printer

Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Chairperson, Jane Doe, called the meeting to order at 9:00 AM sharp. The first order of business was the mysterious disappearance of the committee's donuts, purchased for the meeting with committee funds.

Member, John Smith, reported that he saw nothing out of the ordinary, but did notice that the coffee machine was beeping suspiciously.

Member, Sarah Johnson, suggested that the culprit might be a rogue janitor with a sweet tooth. The committee decided to investigate further and called for a 15-minute recess.

During the recess, the committee discovered a cryptic message scrawled on the whiteboard: "They're not just donuts, they're a metaphor for freedom."

The committee is still trying to determine the meaning behind the message and the identity of the donut thief.

Committee Resolution 1: Establishing a Donut Task Force