AGENDA ITEM 2: THE MYSTIFYING OF PIZZA

Presented by: Professor Punsley, Esq.

A motion to add a dash of mystery to the traditional pepperoni topping, thereby increasing its enigmatic appeal.

Discussion points:

• What is the optimal amount of mystique to add?
• How will we balance the mystic and the mundane?
• Is this a ploy to distract from the real issues at hand, such as the committee's lack of snacks?

Related subpages:

• AGENDA ITEM 1: The Unnecessary Use of Comic Sans
• AGENDA ITEM 3: The Perilous Puns of the Chairperson