Decisions Abandoned

Rule 1: Meetings shall be held whenever someone has nothing better to do.

Rule 2: All decisions shall be put off until the last possible minute.

Rule 3: Whomever has the most creative excuse wins.

Rule 4: All decisions shall be made by the committee chairperson, who shall be chosen by flipping a coin.

Rule 5: All committee members are expected to maintain a minimum of 5 minutes of small talk before any actual discussion begins.

Rule 6: The committee chairperson shall maintain a collection of novelty mugs, which shall be awarded to those who successfully navigate the meeting without falling asleep.