COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS: Decisions on the Most Pressing Sock Theft Issue of Our Time
We, the esteemed Committee of Conundrums, have convened to address the scourge of sock theft in our midst. After hours of deliberation and copious consumption of donuts, we have reached a verdict.
The Sock Theft Theory of the Month
For March, we propose the "Socks are Alive" theory. It suggests that socks are not, in fact, missing, but rather, they have evolved to form a secret society, living among us in the walls, waiting for the perfect moment to strike and pilfer our footwear.
Subcommittee Findings
Recommendations
Based on our thorough research and deliberation, we recommend the following:
- Implement Sock-Tagging System (STS) to identify and track individual socks.
- Install Sock-Detection Cameras (SDC) in every laundry room.
- Establish a Sock-Black-Market Task Force (SBMTF) to combat sock-nepotism.
Next Meeting
Our next meeting will be held on Wednesday, at 12:00 PM in the conference room.