Today's meeting will be held at the Unconventional Conference Room, which is actually a broom closet with a broken lock and a faint smell of despair.
Agenda:
- Item 1: The Inevitable Disagreement
- Item 2: The Unsettling Uncertainty
- Item 3: The Utter Irrelevance
Special Guest: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert on the art of saying nothing.