Agenda Item #1: Who Ate All the Cupcakes?
Discussion: The Great Cupcake Heist has left the committee in a state of utter bewilderment. Multiple members have reported missing cupcake cases, and no one seems to know who's behind the snacking.
Resolution:
- A comprehensive investigation into the cupcake disappearance will be launched
- Members will be required to sign a cupcake pledge, promising not to eat any more without permission
- A cupcake-themed snack budget will be allocated for future meetings
Next Steps:
- Assign a task force to scour the premises for any remaining cupcake crumbs
- Contact the Cupcake Police Department for further assistance
Adjournment:
- Adjourn the meeting until further notice (i.e., until the cupcake crisis is resolved)