COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS MEETING NOTES

Meeting called on account of extreme procrastination. Attendees: Chairperson, Secretary, and 3 members of the committee.

• Action Item 1: Buy coffee for the office.
  • Debate the merits of artisanal coffee vs. regular coffee
  • Determine budget for coffee purchases
• Action Item 2: Find missing stapler.
  • Launch full-scale investigation
  • Discuss proper stapler disposal procedures
• Action Item 3: Determine meaning of life.
  • Present existentialist theories
  • Engage in existentialist exercises