Today's agenda: "Solving" the mysteries of the universe, one paradox at a time.
We have three items on the agenda:
We will be taking a short break to ponder the infinite implications of the coffee machine in the corner.
Will it dispense a cup of coffee, or a existential crisis?
And now, onto the main item of the day:
The great minds of the Committee of Conundrums have gathered to unravel the mysteries of the universe, one paradox at a time.
And so, the great Prophetik 0 has spoken:
The answer to everything is 42. But what if the question is 42?
Then the answer is 42.
(The room falls silent, as the Committee of Conundrums tries to comprehend the profundity of the prophet's words.)
Next item: Prophetik 1: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
(Please note: The Committee of Conundrums is not responsible for any brain damage caused by excessive paradoxical thinking.)