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Abstruse Theorem-o (1) - Theorik M-Minus 3

A Most Incredibly Complex and Totally Not-Real Mathematical Theory

In a shocking turn of events, our committee of esteemed mathematicians has discovered a theorem that will change the face of mathematics forever. Or not.

Abstruse Theorem-o (1) - Theorik M-Minus 3 states that:

§ The square root of 42.5 is 6.4.

§ The number π is actually 3.14 times more interesting with cheese.

§ If you divide -17 by π, you get 2.1, but only on prophets' days off.

But wait, there's more! Our team of experts has also discovered:

Abstruse Theorem-o (2) - Theorem-o Plus 2

Or, for the more adventurous:

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