COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS: REPORT #1

Chairman's Summary:

After a heated debate, the Committee of Conundrums has reached consensus on the following:

Resolution 1: We hereby declare that the color blue is, in fact, the worst color ever.

Resolution 2: The meaning of life is, in fact, 42.

Resolution 3: We have decided that the best way to resolve conflicts is through interpretive dance.

Recommendations:

Recommendation 1: All meetings shall henceforth be conducted in a dimly lit room.

Recommendation 2: We shall have a mandatory nap time of exactly 37 minutes after lunch.

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