By the power invested in me, I, The Committee of Conundrums, declare the Blerg to be a completely and totally fictional construct, a figment of the fevered imagination of our esteemed member, Professor Punsley.
But wait! There's more! The Blerg, you see, is not just any figment. No, it's a figment of a very specific type. It's a figment of a very specific type.
And if you're wondering why we're wasting our time with this Blerg business, let us tell you, it's all in the name of Science!
According to eyewitnesses, Professor Punsley was last seen in a room filled with Blerg-related materials, muttering to himself about 'the Blerg, the Blerg, the Blerg.'
And that's all we have on the Blerg for now. But stay tuned, folks! There's more to come. Like the Blerg's favorite recipe!