The Blerg Isn't Real: A Theorem of Unimportance

By the great and powerful mathematician, Zorvath P. Fizzypop, PhD.

Theorem:

Let T be a completely arbitrary and non-existent entity. Then, the probability of T being real is 0.

Proof: Because, honestly, we made it up.

Corollary:

If the Blerg isn't real, then it's definitely not real.

Sub-Theorem 1: The Blerg has no actual existence in the physical world.

Sub-Theorem 2: The Blerg's only existence is in this, our most esteemed and utterly fabricated theorem.

Sub-Item 2: The Blerg is a Figment | Sub-Item 4: The Blerg is a Figment with a Figment | Sub-Item 6: The Blerg is Possibly Real but Who Cares