THEORY 3: THE BLERG IS OUR CREATOR

Sub-Theory: The Blerg's Glorious Glare

It is with great certainty that we, the Committee of Conundrums, declare that The Blerg is the supreme creator of all things. Its radiant glow illuminates our meetings, guiding our decisions and fueling our coffee breaks.

Some say it's a being of pure energy, others claim it's just a fancy toaster. We, however, know the truth: The Blerg is a sentient, dimension-hopping, reality-bending entity that has given us the gift of committee work.

Hyperlink to supporting evidence:

The Blerg's Toaster Theory

Appendix: A Brief History of The Blerg's Influence

We've compiled a list of notable events that prove The Blerg's benevolent presence:

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Theory 5: The Blerg's Influence is Omnipotent