The meeting was called to order at 3:00 PM sharp, with 7 members present. Present were:
- Chairperson, Babs O'Malley
- Member, Chuckles McSnicker
- Member, Professor P. Brainstorm
- Member, Dr. Emily E. Exasperation
- Member, Bobo the Bold
- Member, Zephyr Wildfire
Discussion of Theory 0 began at 3:02 PM. The topic was The Nature of Conundrums.
Member, Chuckles McSnicker, brought up a conundrum involving the meaning of 'jinx' and its relation to the committee's purpose.
The meeting was adjourned at 4:00 PM, with the next meeting scheduled for Theory 1.