Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity

Minutes of Meeting 345

We, the Subcommittee of Utter Absurdity, met to discuss the pressing issue of:

1. The Meaninglessness of Life

We spent 4 hours debating the meaninglessness of life, and concluded that it's just, well, meaningless.

Next meeting: Meeting 346

We also discussed the possibility of:

2. The Futility of Bureaucratic Processes

• Creating a new form for the existing form
• Filling out the new form with more words
• Stapling the new form to the existing one

We decided to table this discussion and instead focus on:

3. The Improbability of Squirrel Related Activities

We spent 3 hours watching a squirrel in the park and concluded that squirrels are, indeed, very improbable.

Next meeting: Meeting 347

Subcommittee members: View Members

Chair: Committee Chair