Theory 1: The Flibberjibits of Fate
A theory proposing that the universe is controlled by mischievous entities known as flibberjibits, who manipulate events for their amusement.
Learn more about FlibberjibitsTheory 2: The Infinite Coffee Cup
A theory suggesting that an infinite amount of coffee is required to solve all problems, and that the Committee has a bottomless coffee cup to facilitate this process.
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A theory that posits the chair you're sitting in is secretly controlling your thoughts, and that you should probably just get up and walk away.
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