Manifesto of a Founding Father Figure

A Declaration of Purpose

By the Founding Father of the Committee of Conundrums

Article 1: The Unrelenting Pursuit of Confusion

We, the members of the Committee of Conundrums, do hereby declare that our existence is a series of unanswerable questions and paradoxes.

Article 2: The Unwavering Commitment to Unnecessity

For we are the guardians of the unnecessary, the champions of the inconsequential, and the defenders of the absurd.

Article 3: The Unyielding Defense of the Obvious

We, the Committee of Conundrums, do not yield to the tyranny of reason or logic.

Amen, say the Founding Father.