Phase Omega: The Sock Disaster Plan

Welcome to Phase Omega, where the fabric of reality is on the brink of collapse due to an unmitigated Sockpocalypse. Our committee of experts have deemed it necessary to unveil the Sock Disaster Plan to mitigate the impending catastrophe.

Phase Omega: The Plan

1. Establish a Sock Sorting Facility to separate clean from dirty socks.
2. Cull the sock herd to prevent over-satiation of matching sock-pairs.
3. Deploy Sock-Sentinel robots to patrol the land and prevent sock-napping.
4. Foster a culture of Sock-Responsible Behavior to prevent future disasters.

For more information on each phase of the Sock Disaster Plan, visit:

• Phase Alpha: The Sock Signal
• Phase Beta: The Sock Disaster Plan
• Phase Gamma: The Sock-Signal Reinvention
• Phase Omega: The Sock Disaster Plan

Phase Omega: The Committee of Conundrums

We are the Committee of Conundrums, a group of esteemed experts in the field of Sock-Signal-ology. Our team has been working tirelessly to prevent the Sockpocalypse.

Meet the committee members who are on the brink of madness

Phase Omega: The Sock-Signal-ometer

Our Sock-Signal-ometer is a cutting-edge technology that detects even the faintest hint of a missing sock. This marvel of science has saved countless lives, but also caused many a sleepless night.

Learn more about the Sock-Signal-ometer and its many flaws