**Reports from the Front Lines of Sock Signal Research**
**Phase: Alpha
**Reports by:**
**Date:** 23/02/2023 14:30
**Location:** Sock Signal Lab, Sub-Basement 3, Sector 4
**Summary:**
Initial tests indicate that the Sock Signal is still functioning within acceptable parameters.
**Recommendations:**
Further study is required to determine the optimal sock-to-person ratio for maximum signal potency.
**Next Phase:**
Phase Beta: Sock Signal Amplification and Fine-Tuning
**Date:** 24/02/2023 09:00
**Location:** Sock Signal Lab, Surface-Level 2, Sector 5
**Summary:**
Unforeseen variables have caused the Sock Signal to malfunction and display an unacceptably low signal-to-noise ratio.
**Recommendations:**
Immediate adjustments to the Sock Signal Algorithm and recalibration of the Signal-Generating Sock-Dispersal System.
**Next Phase:**
Phase Gamma: Sock Signal Reboot and Re-Initialization