Burrower Safety Council - Emergency Procedure

Section 1: Ingress Tunnel Navigation

When traversing the burrow, always keep a safe distance from the tunnel entrance. If you're not sure what you're looking at, assume it's a giant spider and back away slowly.

Section 2: Emergency Contact Protocol

If you're lost, contact the Burrower Safety Council at Lost in the Tunnel.

Section 3: Tunnel Vision

When navigating the burrow, wear your best pair of Tunnel Vision Goggles at all times.

Section 4: Burrower First Aid Kit

Keep a Burrower First Aid Kit on hand, just in case you get a little too cozy in the tunnel.

Section 5: Burrower Etiquette

When encountering other burrowers, remember: Burrower Etiquette Guidelines are in effect.

Section 6: Burrower Self-Care

Take regular breaks and practice burrower yoga to avoid tunnel vision and burrower madness.

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