Brian McSlothface is a renowned expert in the field of Extreme Crocheting and a specialist in the art of doing the bare minimum.
He is known for his impeccable taste in plaid pants and his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
Brian has served on the Committee of Dilemmas for over 20 years, providing sage advice on everything from "What to do with a 3am existential crisis" to "How to properly fold a fitted sheet."
He is a proud member of the International Association of Men Who Wear Plaid Socks with Polka Dots and a self-proclaimed expert in the field of Extreme Pajama Wearers.
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out his Extreme Crochet Tutorials.