Minutes of the Meeting:
Point 1: The color of the sky is now officially declared a shade of "Meh."
Read more about Point 1Point 2: The meaning of life is now known to be a burrito.
Read more about Point 2Meeting Minutes:
Item 1: We decided that the best way to solve world hunger is by eating more pizza.
Read more about Item 1Item 2: We voted on the color of the carpet in the break room.
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