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Attendees:
Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the impending doom that is to come
The Chair of Doom: "We must prepare for the worst, my friends. The apocalypse is nigh."
The Deputy of Despair: "But what about the snacks?"
Resolution: The Committee shall henceforth stockpile an endless supply of canned goods.
Next meeting: same time, same place. Bring doomsday-themed snacks.
Section 2: Doomsday Snack Procurement Resolutions and Action Items