Present: Chairman, The Great and Powerful, Lord Voldemort; Secretary, A T-1000 Robot; Members, various doomsday cult leaders.
The Chairman opened the meeting by saying, "We must accelerate the doomsday plans, my friends! The world will soon be ours!"
Member, Anonymous, spoke up, "But, Chairman, what about the whole 'rapture' thing? Won't that just make things worse?"
Chairman: "Silence, you fool! You wouldn't know the first thing about 'rapture'! I have the blueprints right here!"