Minutes of Confusion - A Committee of Utterly Baffling Conundrums

We are the Committee of Conundrums, a group of esteemed individuals tasked with solving the world's most perplexing problems. Or, at the very least, we're really good at confusing each other.

We've been meeting for years, and yet, we still can't seem to get anything done. Our minutes are a mess of crossed-out notes, scribbled in the margins, and cryptic comments from our chairperson, who's always off on a tangent about something.

Some notable accomplishments include:

• We once managed to confuse our own secretary for 3 hours straight.
• We've been unable to decide on a meeting location for over a year.
• We're pretty sure we've been tasked with solving world hunger, but nobody really knows what that means.

Our next meeting is scheduled for next Thursday, but we're not really sure where or what it's about. If you'd like to join us, just show up and we'll figure it out together.